A pair of non-WAC items

The following two cut-n-pastes cried out for re-posting even though neither is connected (thankfully) to WAC basketball:

We would be remiss if we didn't lead with this football item, one that, as they say, wrote itself:

"...South Carolina backup fullback Dustyn McElroy has been dismissed from the team after allegedly biting a man in the face during a fight outside the Village Idiot bar...

and

Is this the definition of ironic self hatred?

"...Police said three members of the University of Oregon men’s basketball team were detained at gunpoint after shooting BBs at ducks and geese in Alton Baker Park on Monday night..."

For those not in the know, the Oregon mascot is...a duck