Sending some help to the Refraction-ers

We certainly thought they would be considered BMOC (Big Men On Campus) but apparently we are wrong. In the latest issue of The Refraction, specifically the San Jose State version, Matt Sonnenberg and Kraig Williams (aka The Refraction-ers), lament that their school devotion, their repartee and wit, has not resulted in what Chuck Woolery so smarmily called a 'Love Connection' way back when.

The fairer sex in The Spectrum break into World Wresting Association action -- 'throwing elbows and pulling hair" -- to get their hands on copies of The Refraction but then it's sadly hands off after that, being an all message/messenger nyet situation.

Heck, they can't even get to BF (Best Friends) status with the recipients of their product and the Spirit Squad in its entirety apparently have to hurry home and wax their bowling balls or some such right after the games.

Plus, the word 'nerd' is used as a self-identifier in the Refraction'ers lament.

In the spirit of cheap therapy -- after all, who has medical coverage nowadays -- we advise Sonnenberg and Williams to partake of repeated viewings of "Revenge of the Nerds."

We also call upon Tummi Yummi's -- reviewed in the same issue -- to hold a special night to salute Sonnenberg and Williams. How about calling it "Showing Your Love to The Refraction'ers"? If cold weather (it's currently 30 degrees there), combined with the consumption of ice cream, doesn't result in some serious cuddling, then the single and available female population of Logan, Utah needs to enter mass remedial rehabilitation.