Articles/tweets to ignore

If you're like me (perish the thought), nothing will get me moving on to a new site, blog or Twitter account than browsing a headline or lead like this:

"Xxxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx Class of' 2015 updated us with the latest on his recruitment -- go here to read all about it"

Yep, that 15-year-old really knows what he wants and where he wants it, let alone which coaches will be at the end of the rainbow come time to actually sign.