We first thought of this song title "Almost Cut My Hair" (Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young) but then this stanza from another song floated into our brain:
"...I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powered, flowered and confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied..."
The context for this post?
From the Utah men's basketball site, comes this photo (above) of Jeff Ledbetter driving against Luka Drca. Forget Justin Graham (now sporting a buzzcut) and Luke Babbitt (with bangs) -- it's now Luciano de Souza's 'fro and Ledbetter's Keanu Reeves locks ("Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure") in mortal intra-team combat for best hair in the WAC.