Parsing The WAC: Humor produced by copious caffeine consumption

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Humor produced by copious caffeine consumption

Okay, regardless of where Serra backcourter Keith Shamburger ends up in the WAC, will the public address announcer exclaim "ShamWow!" whenever the freshman-to-be scores during a game?

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Will Gib Arnold be described as a wise man for signing Trevor You-Know-Who?

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Does UH signee Josten Thomas sell class rings on the side?

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If the new Fresno State recruiting class -- a certain frontcourter in particular -- contributes to a successful Bulldog early season run, will this confusing line appear in an article: "it was a Funk that lead the way"?

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Everyone is pondering Mr. Babbitt's situation and offering predictions but nobody really knows what the gospel according to Luke will be.

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The same with Mister Paul, the Bulldog. But we're betting that a little birdie will tweet the news by George.

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Based upon new Vandal Deremy Geiger's shooting talents at his junior college -- 52% overall, 47% from long distance and 79% from the foul line -- will the Cowan Spectrum scoreboard be renamed the Geiger counter?

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Tre' Nichols had better be a solid three-point shooter for Boise State, or else.

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If former (seemingly) Boise State recruit Ben Mills casts his lot with Army and stay with it long enough to rise through the ranks to the very top, will General Mills sue him for trademark infringement?

We better stop while we're ahead...or maybe not too far behind.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: McCarthy.... your a real Homer. So you don't think can gain ANYTHING by staying one more year? That probably means you have something to gain by him moving on.

Luke has several areas of his game to improve and stayin another year with this 100% being HIS team (not Luke and Armon's)... along with a great tourny run will make him a better player... and way more money!!; April 18, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Kevin McCarthy said...: Actually, I've always had a preference for Marge.; April 18, 2010 at 9:04 PM

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