All you ever wanted to know about...

...Pistol Pete.

Hey, it's a paying gig which might interest millions nowadays but the opportunity is open only to New Mexico State students. We think PP ought to be on full scholarship but the weight we carry in such a decision can be summed up in one four-letter word: zero.

Anyway, if NMSU ever wants to look outside the student population, we offer Sam Elliott (above)

Go here for the full-length feature on the Aggie mascot. Tryouts are in mid-May.