PTW becomes TMZ

Well, not exactly. While it's true that people run anytime we have a camera in our hands, it's because we're soon to slam it to the ground in frustration and subsequently see a thousand parts and pieces scatter. The cause for our high blood pressure: nothing but operator error in getting it to work as designed. We thought we had some degree of knowledge of the English language but...

Anyway,

He was not searching for this -- we repeat -- he was not searching for this but Sam Wasson at BleedCrimson.net had the following item pop up in one of his Google Alerts and we figured the #1 member of the Tyler Newbold Marching and Chowder Society deserves greater attention for her devotion.

JenniferAnn had us at "Tyler's gone for the next few days...it's pretty stinky when he's gone. BUT the team has their first WAC game TONIGHT! And I get to watch on ESPNU, so that's going to be way fun. But, I still get bummed out every time that cute boy leaves for these trips..."

Plus, she makes a mean enchilada dish.

Follow JA here.

Okay Refraction-ers, we're waiting for an interview. Consider that an official request.