Sunday, December 13, 2009

Everything you wanted to know about The Refraction

Mission accomplished.

Our subterfuge psyops campaign has worked.

We done smoked 'em out.

The conventional wisdom was that but one individual lay behind The Refraction -- A Cold-Blooded Wrecking Machine since 2009" -- but our instincts told us differently.

Now the truth can be told.

Matt Sonnenberg, who goes by the code name 'Fafner' (our encryption experts are close to cracking what that alias signifies) has outed himself as the partner-in-grime with Kraig Williams.

It was professional jealousy that spurred Sonnenberg to do so. Up to now, PTW had made no mention of his contributions, figuring this was the ideal way to create a fissure between the two.

Now, rumor has it that one of the duo will soon secretly insert some tiny coded nugget of devotional worship for the New Mexico State basketball in one of the Refraction editions while the other is preoccupied with waiting in line at The Spectrum during game day -- and then blame a Las Cruces hacker.

But we have yet to ascertain which partner will do the dirty deed.

Then we predict, it will be 'discovered' one of the pair actually took frenzied possession of some "Aggie" emblazoned jammies delivered recently in a UPS box. But get this curiosity: the name "Doc Boston" was curiously listed as the sender.

Finally, multiple sources have told PTW that TMZ will reveal later this month that one of the Refraction-ers actually checked in at various Las Cruces hotels under the name Pistol Pete when New Mexico last hosted the WAC tournament.

The only question remaining is will Williams and Sonnenberg -- no, ahem, make that Sonnenberg and Williams -- go they way of Frick and Frack?

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